1 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:06,030 Trick or treat! 2 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:09,490 Well, what have we here? 3 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:13,890 It's a bunch of scary witches and hobgoblins from the Children's Center. 4 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:17,090 yeah, they're pretty spooky. I better give them my best stuff. 5 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:18,610 Hope you guys like vegetables. 6 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:22,350 I guess it's going to have to be candy. 7 00:00:22,830 --> 00:00:26,550 But the management assumes no responsibility for a cavity. 8 00:00:40,110 --> 00:00:42,050 You have a rib roast in your body. 9 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:45,190 I picked that up at the slaughterhouse. 10 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,490 They gave the kids cutlets. 11 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:50,590 Okay, gang, let's hustle. 12 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,710 The corner's got bit of honey. 13 00:00:53,150 --> 00:00:54,150 Yay! 14 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:58,450 Look at them. Aren't they the cutest? 15 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:02,650 Yeah, that's what I love about Halloween. It brings out the kid in all 16 00:01:03,410 --> 00:01:04,769 Some of us more than others. 17 00:01:05,810 --> 00:01:08,370 What, you're saying I'm obsessive about Halloween? 18 00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:10,830 You carved the Marx Brothers. 19 00:01:12,670 --> 00:01:15,510 Hurry, hurry. What do you say, huh? Let's get this judicial show on the 20 00:01:15,570 --> 00:01:17,690 okay? Hurry, Dan. You got a party tonight? 21 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:20,370 More like a seminar of sin. 22 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:23,830 Everyone's showing up dressed as a sexual legend, you know? 23 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:27,090 Casanova, Cleopatra. I, of course, will be going as myself. 24 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:30,890 She's a candy little girl? 25 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:34,030 Oh. No, thank you, sir. My teeth are my temple. 26 00:01:34,530 --> 00:01:35,770 Come on. It's Halloween. 27 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,230 Oh, all right. 28 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:43,450 Oh, you got me that time, sir. Will that be all? 29 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:46,068 That's it? 30 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:47,970 We're trying not to encourage you this year. 31 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:52,270 Oh, well, if that's your attitude, then I guess there's no point in showing you 32 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:53,270 this. 33 00:01:56,430 --> 00:01:59,450 Oh, eek, eek, a spooky spider. 34 00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:05,810 I knew I should have gotten that spitting skull. 35 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:08,930 The stuff you wanted, Your Honor. 36 00:02:10,669 --> 00:02:11,850 Tastes pretty good. What is it? 37 00:02:12,110 --> 00:02:13,110 Dried bugs. 38 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:18,790 It's a snack for my new pet bat, Tito. 39 00:02:19,510 --> 00:02:20,510 Oh, wow. 40 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:21,810 An invisible bat. 41 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:23,810 He's not there. 42 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:25,290 How can you tell? 43 00:02:25,430 --> 00:02:26,430 He's not invisible. 44 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:27,950 He escaped. Whoa. 45 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:32,090 No, no, it's all right, Art. It's all right. As long as we find him before... 46 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,170 Come on now, Roz. 47 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:29,690 I know that bats make some people queasy, but you haven't met my Tito. 48 00:03:29,690 --> 00:03:30,690 cute little fella. 49 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:32,450 He's a rat with wings. 50 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:38,130 Don't worry, Rana. We'll find him. Right. Now, when you think you're in 51 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:41,610 vicinity, you just blow on this high -frequency whistle like this. 52 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:47,450 Boy, I sure hope you didn't pay much for that. 53 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:52,050 All right. He missed a sound that only an animal can hear. 54 00:04:01,959 --> 00:04:02,959 What's up, Paul? 55 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:04,220 I don't know. 56 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,860 Suddenly I started salivating and had an overpowering urge to run in this 57 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:08,860 direction. 58 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,920 Let's be grateful these house broke. 59 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,360 Here's another piece of gum for you, Mr. Shannon. 60 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:42,150 this for me, will you, Timmy? We'll go for the world record later. 61 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:46,390 Hey, guys. 62 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:47,530 Oh, hi, sir. 63 00:04:47,990 --> 00:04:50,650 The kids' bus was late, so is it okay if they hang out here for a while? 64 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:52,690 Fine, as long as you behave yourselves. 65 00:04:52,970 --> 00:04:56,670 Remember, a courtroom is a very solemn and serious place. 66 00:04:58,010 --> 00:04:59,010 Oh, 67 00:04:59,190 --> 00:05:05,070 real good, sir. Why don't you just decapitate Big Bird for them? 68 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:07,890 The kids love that scary stuff. 69 00:05:08,990 --> 00:05:11,870 Maybe so, but you just made Davy Crockett wet his buckskins. 70 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:15,190 I'll go scout out a spare pair of pants. 71 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:20,830 Hey, mister, trick or treat? 72 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:22,570 Grow up. 73 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:28,010 So, what have you got for me, Mac? Well, we have a real Halloween treat, sir. 74 00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:32,090 Disturbing the peace. People versus Rochelle Gumberg. 75 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:35,590 Also known as the affordable exorcist? 76 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:38,110 You got a spirit, I'll disappear it. 77 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:45,090 Yes, sir. Mrs. Gomberg was dining at Leo's Bagel Bistro when she disrupted 78 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:47,550 business by claiming her soup was haunted. 79 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:52,790 A ghost on Halloween. I knew you'd come through for me, Mac. 80 00:05:53,790 --> 00:05:55,230 That's what I live for, sir. 81 00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:00,790 Your Honor, Mrs. Gomberg is a mother of five. She has no priors, and she merely 82 00:06:00,790 --> 00:06:02,990 exhibits a very strong belief in the occult. 83 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:04,670 Is this a smart one? 84 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:06,110 Pretty, too. 85 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:08,290 Although, sweetheart, you could go easy on the mascara. 86 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:13,710 We'll speed things up here, make a ruling on the demented yenta here, sir. 87 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:19,670 Demented? I got occult power. I found a poltergeist in a matzo ball. 88 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:24,410 Same little R andR at the hoo -hoo hotel. Maybe an autograph. 89 00:06:27,270 --> 00:06:30,550 Mrs. Gomberg, to be on the safe side, I am going to ask you to speak to the good 90 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:33,770 folks at Bellevue, but I want to thank you for bringing a little bit of that 91 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:37,130 Halloween spirit into the court tonight. We do what we can. 92 00:06:37,610 --> 00:06:38,389 Next case. 93 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:40,130 We have a slight delay, sir. 94 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:43,270 Apparently, the guys in booking are bobbing for apples. 95 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:46,590 No. Yeah. That is so unprofessional. 96 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:48,250 And they didn't invite me. 97 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,850 I've got to knock off the Bat Patrol and get home. 98 00:06:52,110 --> 00:06:54,390 I hate to leave my home alone on Halloween. 99 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:58,210 That's a fine sentiment, Art. She's getting a little spacey. Last year, she 100 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,590 a trick -or -treat as clothespins. 101 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:02,030 See if your heart's in the right place. 102 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:03,990 I can never tell when you're in a shape like mine. 103 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,780 How about you, Roz? How you doing with that bat whistle? 104 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:12,320 Well, I got eight rats, six mice, and bull showed up again. 105 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:19,660 You know, here's something that sometimes works for me. I say, Tito, 106 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:20,820 Here, boy. 107 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,540 Maybe it's time you got a steady girlfriend. 108 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,580 Sir, would you happen to have a spare tissue in your drawer? Oh, I don't know. 109 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,760 Let's see. 110 00:07:38,570 --> 00:07:42,290 trick and you fell for it. Oh, we got you good, didn't we? 111 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:45,470 That was your idea, Ms. Sullivan? 112 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:49,650 Well, a couple of us kicked around the idea. 113 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:53,410 Okay, I bought the snakes. 114 00:07:54,590 --> 00:07:57,210 I've never been so proud of you. 115 00:07:58,350 --> 00:08:00,290 Hey, hey, what's this? 116 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:01,790 It's an old case file. 117 00:08:03,930 --> 00:08:05,230 From 1939. 118 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:08,880 It must have been behind that drawer for 50 years. 119 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,580 Ray Heston, charged with vandalism. 120 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,920 There's no verdict. 121 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,620 This is weird. Check this out, would you, Matt? 122 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:20,000 Do I have to? 123 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,120 Humor me, Matt. 124 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,500 Lately, that's become my job description. 125 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:30,220 Sorry it took me so long, sir. I had to get Davey a spare pair of my pants. 126 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,700 kid gonna have nightmares tonight? 127 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,039 Okay, kids, your bus is here. 128 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:48,200 Now remember, on the ride home, if you think you're gonna get sick, make sure 129 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,680 take your masks off first. 130 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,160 Hi, Dan. 131 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,220 That is some costume. 132 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:01,640 Did you make that yourself? 133 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,960 Yes. Does it make you think of Egypt? 134 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:07,510 Certainly the pyramids. 135 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:12,070 You're coming to the party, aren't you, Dan? Oh, yes. 136 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:15,470 Yes, I'll meet you under the coats in the master bedroom. 137 00:09:15,770 --> 00:09:19,570 Oh, better hurry, or I'll have to find a new galley slave. 138 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:27,270 Hurry! What do you say we call it a night, huh? 139 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:29,589 How come? 140 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:30,590 It's Halloween. 141 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:34,630 I can go get lucky. You can go make caramel apples. 142 00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:36,790 Here it is. 143 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:39,930 Ray Heston was brought to trial 50 years ago tonight. 144 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:43,410 A verdict wasn't reached because he died in this very courtroom. 145 00:09:43,890 --> 00:09:44,970 What up, boredom? 146 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:50,930 Hey, that was a good trick. 147 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:52,610 How did you do that? 148 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:54,350 That wasn't mine. 149 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,390 That was no trick. 150 00:09:56,850 --> 00:09:59,070 You've awakened a spirit from the other side. 151 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,670 It's him, I tell you, it's him. 152 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:02,069 It's who? 153 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:03,750 The yutz who kicked the bucket. 154 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,190 Ray Heston? 155 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:12,250 You know what? I think for the safety of all concerned, we should go to our 156 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:13,710 respective parties right now. 157 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:17,930 If I'm going to be possessed, I want it to be by somebody in a halter top, okay? 158 00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:24,410 Dan, as much as I would like to believe that we have a spiritual visitor here, I 159 00:10:24,410 --> 00:10:28,250 can't have the record show that we adjourned court on account of a 160 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:31,790 Sir, we're ready for the next case. Okay, then let's do it. 161 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:34,430 Fine. Ignore the phantom. 162 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,260 But don't come crying to me when the walls start dripping. 163 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:41,060 People versus Dumphy and Mancuso. 164 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,200 Wild guess. 165 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,440 Food fight? 166 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,240 Actually, assault with a deadly sausage. 167 00:10:54,700 --> 00:11:00,240 Anyway, sir, the munchies in question here were attending a loft party on 168 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,240 Street. 169 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:04,560 Hear that? 170 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:05,900 Heston Street. 171 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:38,340 ghost in there, do you? Oh, yeah? When was the last time you saw an indoor 172 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:43,520 tornado? What kind of freak of nature? Something harmless, like that hole in 173 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,520 ozone thing. 174 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,440 Your Honor? 175 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,720 Aha, there he is. Good old dependable Mac. 176 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:53,140 Solid as a rock. Mac, go ahead. You tell him that everything is back to normal 177 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,039 in there. 178 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,040 It's weird. 179 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,560 The lights are on everywhere except in our courtroom. 180 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:03,000 A fluke, just a fluke. 181 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,500 And the temperature has dropped 20 degrees just in there. 182 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,160 A cold flu? 183 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:11,900 Judge, sweetheart. 184 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:16,900 For 80 bucks, I can rid that room of evil. Three rooms, 129 .50, huh? 185 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:23,180 Well, if I'll take custody of Mrs. Gombert, maybe we can use a little 186 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:24,180 advice. 187 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:28,000 You expect to get expert advice from the swap -meet -Swami here? 188 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,180 No expert, huh? 189 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,960 Then how would I know that as a child you were called Potato Face? 190 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:35,340 How do you know that? 191 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,680 Who told you that? 192 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,880 I have no idea what she's talking about. 193 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:47,960 Mrs. Gomber, do you really think that you could conjure up the spirit of Ray 194 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,940 Heston? Piece of cake. How about my seance exorcism combo? 195 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,940 Hey, come on, come on, let's sit around the table. 196 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,800 good at this. I tried a Ouija board once to find out the name of a boy who liked 197 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,700 me. The answer came out bliff. 198 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,240 All right, now quickly, quickly. We need darkness. Darkness, we got. 199 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:18,600 Now, everyone hold hands and not a peep. 200 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:27,740 It is Halloween, the night where the veil is thin. 201 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:30,510 between this world and the next. 202 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,930 Trick! It's a trick. 203 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:37,590 It's just my trick. 204 00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:38,890 What? 205 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:43,790 I forgot. See, I rigged it so that it would pop up when somebody kicked the 206 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:44,790 table leg. I'm sorry. 207 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,710 Tell that to my bladder. 208 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:49,930 Silence! 209 00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:53,310 I feel a presence. 210 00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:58,950 An entity who dwells where the dead walk. 211 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,910 Must work at the DMV. 212 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:07,570 Spirit of discontent, let us know of your travail. 213 00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:17,550 Is it the 214 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:21,270 ghost? Oh, please let him be like Casper. 215 00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:25,140 Adam or Shel? 216 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,860 Is Ray Heston here? 217 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,720 Yes, I am. 218 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,380 Woo! That ghost needs a throat lozenge. 219 00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:39,980 Hey, Ray. 220 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:41,680 What brings you around? 221 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:47,920 I want... I want... 222 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:52,800 What is it? What does he want? 223 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,040 Just ice? 224 00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:57,139 Just ice. 225 00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:59,800 Is that it, babe? So we can't get you a blend, a little margarita mix? 226 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:01,980 Wait a minute. 227 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:04,120 That's not just ice. Justice. 228 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:07,140 Of course Ray wants justice. 229 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,060 Why couldn't he want blood or revenge? Something that wouldn't take so damn 230 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,060 long. 231 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:17,640 Don't you guys get it? If we want to reclaim our court, if we want to get rid 232 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,860 the ghost, we've got to reopen that trial. 233 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,820 We're going to try a ghost? 234 00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:24,290 Next Halloween, I'm calling in sick. 235 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:27,050 Come on. What do you say? 236 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:32,210 Okay. But if I see anything that resembles pea soup or mucus, I'm out of 237 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:38,430 Bye, Russ. 238 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:43,970 You should be able to come up here and get a bite to eat. 239 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:48,030 Don't say a word. Don't move a muscle. 240 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,590 There's the B -A -T. 241 00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:57,459 The bath? 242 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:58,800 Ah, 243 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,180 we're all ready, sir. 244 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,520 Did you find enough information in the record vault? Oh, yeah, it was a jolly 245 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,240 frolic through the dust balls of time. 246 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,880 Then let's go. 247 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,460 Yeah. 248 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:18,000 What are we waiting for? 249 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,520 What's that smell? 250 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,240 It's foul. 251 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,820 It's unholy. 252 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,820 It's me. 253 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:34,520 It's garlic. 254 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:39,020 I'm not a superstitious guy, but I like to cover my butt just in case. 255 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:41,740 Hi, sir. 256 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,920 I got all the kid plate for you to tuck your way in the butt. 257 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,160 Good. 258 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,820 We think there's a ghost in the courtroom. 259 00:16:51,589 --> 00:16:53,310 Wow, he smells just like a pizza. 260 00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:01,070 I don't know where this ghost comes from, but I wish I had this breeze in my 261 00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:02,070 apartment. 262 00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:04,690 There's a bit chilly in here. 263 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:06,030 Not to me. 264 00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:08,470 And you laugh about my sweater. 265 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,810 Call the case, Mac. 266 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:12,390 Yes, sir. 267 00:17:13,690 --> 00:17:17,609 People versus the late Ray Heston. 268 00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:19,889 Mr. Prosecutor. 269 00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:21,309 Yes, sir. 270 00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:22,310 Mr. 271 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:26,910 Heston is charged with vandalism. On Halloween night, 1939, he set fire to 272 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,810 entranceway of a local grocer's. 273 00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:31,410 Your Honor, the fire was a Halloween trick. 274 00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:36,530 It was nothing more than a burning bag of... stuff. 275 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:41,390 Stuff? It was a sack of doggy donuts. 276 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:49,430 Any serious damage, in light of which, Your Honor, I ask that you consider it a 277 00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:51,170 harmless prank and dismiss the charges. 278 00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:56,870 Oh, man, you mean this guy's been agonizing 50 years over a pile of puppy 279 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,950 Ray, get an afterlife. 280 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:11,870 The offense is not the issue here. It's justice. And justice transcends 281 00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:14,330 all bounds of time and space. 282 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,260 Even the astral plane. 283 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,920 I rode one of those at a carnival once. 284 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,440 Blew my lunch all over the sideshow. 285 00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:30,180 In light of this evidence, I believe we can dismiss the charges and relieve the 286 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,580 spirit of his guilt. 287 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,220 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. 288 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:40,080 If I have to suffer an evening of Cleopatra interruptus for this farce, 289 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,080 going to do it right. 290 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,360 Ray Hefton had a list of priors a mile long. 291 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:51,000 He had 20 arrests between 1934 and 1938. 292 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:57,720 He soaked entire skyscrapers. He called Mayor LaGuardia hundreds of times asking 293 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,000 him if he had Prince Albert in a can. 294 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:06,400 In 1938, he tried to TP the Brooklyn Bridge. 295 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,540 Ray Hefton was a menace to society. 296 00:19:15,139 --> 00:19:18,040 But a real fun guy. 297 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:26,020 Ray Heston, I gotta say, you got more Halloween spirit than the rest of these 298 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:27,620 stiffs put together. 299 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:34,180 But this court has no choice but to find you guilty as charged. 300 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,560 Fine will be $50. 301 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:43,110 which in 1939 terms comes to about $2 .50. 302 00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:49,650 I think he bought it, sir. 303 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,000 It's just I fell on my hammer. 304 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,640 Jesus, I was stuck in there for hours. Didn't anybody hear me yelling? 305 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,400 All right, what in the world were you doing up in the ceiling? 306 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:36,080 I was leaving when I saw that stupid bat flying to the air vent, so I crawled in 307 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,080 after it and I got stuck. 308 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:40,340 Did you by any chance do a lot of pounding? 309 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:44,160 What, are you kidding? I was practically playing Babaloo on those pipes. 310 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,820 I think I even short -circuited the lights. 311 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,429 All right. 312 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:50,470 Could that have affected the air conditioning? 313 00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:52,010 You know it. 314 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:56,250 The cold air for this entire floor is being forced in here, not to mention up 315 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,250 pants. 316 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,650 I got goosebumps in places I never even knew I had. 317 00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:05,630 So, I guess this whole thing was just a manifestation of our collective self 318 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:06,630 -induced paranoia. 319 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:13,050 Well, I didn't buy it for a minute. 320 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,219 Hey, Dan. 321 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:29,580 Harry! I just wanted to thank you for ruining yet another Halloween for me. 322 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,360 Oh, you're not going to the party, huh? 323 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,120 Ah, no, it's too late. 324 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,960 By now, the only sexual legend left will be Oscar Wilde. 325 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:43,020 Tito's all safe and tucked in, sir. 326 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,820 That's well, Ross. How'd you do it? 327 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,700 He slowed down after nibbling some food in the cafeteria. 328 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,980 He's in his cage, hunched over his water dish. 329 00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:58,590 Sir. Yes, Mac? I thought you'd like to know Rochelle's son and daughter came 330 00:21:58,590 --> 00:21:59,890 picked her up. Oh, that's good. 331 00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:02,570 It was nice of you to release her into their custody. 332 00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:06,870 Well, Mac, she's no more crazy than... Than you are? 333 00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:12,050 I'm not crazy, Mac. I'm just a little disappointed. 334 00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:19,230 Seems like ghosts only appear to guys who live in swamps or trailer parks in 335 00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:20,230 Indiana. 336 00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:25,520 I think maybe just once a ghost would appear to a judge. 337 00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:27,500 Well, it's always next Halloween. 338 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,940 Night, sir. Night, Matt. 339 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,180 Ah, what the hell. 340 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,380 I still believe in you, Ray. 341 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,460 Guess it's something left over from my childhood. 342 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,400 I never stopped believing in possibilities. 343 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:55,310 And you know, I think the world might be a sweeter place if we all believed. 344 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:57,450 A little. 345 00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:14,990 The fine was $2 .50, Ray.